Když neumíš anglicky tak jo :-D

dost podobný a dost dobrý 😆

Pýta sa Červená čiapočka babičky:
Babička, babička... prečo máš také veľké oči?
Prečo, prečo... lebo vlk, hajzel jeden, mi namiesto kontaktných šošoviek predal dve dná z pivových fliaš.

(We take you now to the Oval Office.)

George: Condi! Nice to see you. Whats happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: Thats what I want to know.
Condi: Thats what Im telling you.
George: Thats what Im asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellows name.
Condi: Hu.
George:The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya asking me for?
Condi: Im telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, Im asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: Thats the mans name.
George: Thats whos name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the
Middle East.
Condi: Thats correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You dont want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of
milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the
U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we
should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you
get Chinese food in the Middle East?

:mrgreen: 😁 😁

A sáfra. Bydliště Praha a anglickej vtip. Njn, holt jsme vždycky museli mít někoho za zadkem 🙄

Pořád lepší angličtina než východňárské nářečí, které tady taky někteří používají.

Pozri stále platí:
Koľko jazykov vieš, toľko krát si človekom.😁

Prosím?

co to je "Njn, holt"?